Cute letters to Einstein from kids.
Dear Sir,
I probably would have written ages ago, only I was not aware that you were still alive. I am not interested in history, and I thought that you had lived in the 18th c., or somewhere around that time…
Tyfanny
Dear Tyfanny,
… I have to apologize to you that I am still among the living. There will be a remedy for this, however. …
Einstein