Author name: S Anand

Amitabh Mall

Update: There used to be an unflattering (Photoshopped) picture of Amitabh Mall here. It’s been taken down on request.

I got a digital camera. Here’s a snap from it.

Now, you may be wondering why the snap looks bad. That’s not true. Meet Amitabh, friend and colleague. Looks a little different. Unfortunately balding early. After all, he’s a consultant. Currently unsatisfied with the object of his attention (either the food or me) to the extreme. Following a unique love-life model.

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Dominos to charge for delivery

Domino’s Pizza is trying to charge for delivery. But I thought the whole point of Domino’s was to deliver pizza, as opposed to eating it “there”. They may as well hike the price — which is what this effectively translates to.

Speaking of which, I ordered a Deep Dish with jalapenos, tomato and onion a couple of weeks ago. I really liked it. When I called Domino’s yesterday, they remembered the order and delivered it within 10 minutes. Impressive.

Oh, and their spelling of Indian locations sucks. Spot Adheri (W), Ahmadabad, Banglore, Hyderbad and Maylapore at their locator.

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Polynomial time test for primality

Prof. Manindra Agarwal and his students at IIT-K have figured out a polynomial time test for primality. It was an unsolved problem. The RSA algorithm assumes that this is impossible. (NYTimes)

Of course, others have claimed the same. To my knowledge, none is conclusively proven.

What if they’re true? Well, in a few years, our cryptography algorithms will be useless. So it’s back to the drawing board, with security-related dot-coms from Univs popping up.

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Moria poetry

The first link I found on Google when searching for “Moria” was Moria poetry. Now, Moria is this text-based game that I used to play until day-before. I like it. I don’t like poetry. Still, I gave it a shot, and before long, I read stuff like

“Buffa in the seria
of my sights split infinitive sunrise
cicadas and more cicadas.”

Sounds Vogon. No offence meant. But the only poetry I’ve enjoyed till date is Alice’s The Mouse’s Tail.

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