Year: 2006

Why are you afraid of process

Why are you afraid of process?

… we bristle when we’re asked for our weekly goals sheets, or when the boss wants us to use a database or when the insurance company requires docs to follow data-driven guidelines. We pass up the tenth novel by a successful author… because the process has become too transparent.

And yet, in many cases, process is underrated.

Process is your ace in the hole when your intuition stops working.

Process is the system that doubles a plant’s efficiency when you’ve done everything you can think of.

Pirates still exist

Pirates still exist.

According to the International Maritime Organisation, 266 committed or attempted acts of piracy were reported last year. Although this was a lower figure than in 2004, in part because many small-time pirates died in that December’s tsunami, risk experts say that a more brazen, violent and organised strain has emerged. Pirates are said to have injured or assaulted 152 crew in 2005; they abducted 652, of whom 11 are still missing. They hijacked 16 ships; a tug and a barge are unaccounted for.

The virtues of a second screen

The virtues of a second screen.

So now, while I am editing this article on my main screen, the screen beside it shows the outline or earlier draft I am working from — and, sometimes, Web sites or other documents I keep referring to.

When I edit photos, the second screen lets me compare the copy I am working on with the original, or shows tool palettes and thumbnails of other images, and I can blow up panoramic shots for closer viewing (though with a bar down the middle, like the central pillar of an old car’s windshield).

When I am shopping on the Web, my two screens let me compare products.

When I work on tables or spreadsheets, I can see all the columns at once. When I expect important messages, I keep my e-mail program open on the side monitor while I work on something else.

Book quotation quiz

These are quotes from books. How many titles can you guess? (Case insensitive. Ignore punctuation. So “Hitchhiker’s” is “Hitchhikers” without the apostrophe. Don’t forget the leading “A” and “The”. Harry Potter books begin with “Harry Potter and the…”.)

Anything over 10 / 25 is impressive.

Score: 0 / 25
Humbug!
Ici chacal.
Who is John Galt?
Off with his head!
Sayonara, Anjin-san.
Please sir, I’d like some more.
Get up, you tom-fool of a Took!
O, Draconian devil! O lame saint!
Cain is for Charlie. Delta is for Cain.
We’re in the middle of a Seldon crisis.
Remember, the enemy’s gate is down.
Flesh – of the servant – w-willingly given…
Little Miss, he whispered, too low to be heard.
Love means not ever having to say you’re sorry.
It’s my job to know. It’s a disk of pure polonium.
What a lot of things you do use Good Morning for!
Good… morning… Doctor… Chandra… This is… Hal…
Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.
All that is gold does not glitter; Not all those who wander are lost;
She only stopped screaming when she died. It was then that he started to scream.
And when all this land is clean of the servants of Sauron, I will hold the oath fulfilled.
And when he speaks of Irene Adler, … it is always under the honourable title of the woman.
Commander Ryan, my officers and I request political asylum in the United States – and we bring you this small present.
It was times like these when I thought my father, who hated guns and had never been to any wars, was the bravest man who ever lived.
How would you react if I said that I’m not from Guildford after all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?