Lateral thinking: A woman has incontrovertible proof in court that her husband was murdered by her sister. The judge declares, “This is the strangest case I’ve ever seen. Though it’s a cut-and-dried case, this woman cannot be punished.”
Reason: The sisters are Siamese twins.
PS: Was Ravana a Siamese decuplet?
The Grammer of Sound. (Free registration required.) Fast-Talk has created a product which can search sound files for text. So you can type “Dil” to find all Hindi songs having the word.
US high school seniors can’t read Perl. Not even a simple DeCSS program (obufuscated, of course).
The Darwin Awards honor thouse who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it. (Tales of silly deaths.) via Abheek
I’m Debian Linux. Apparantly. 
via Dancing with Dogs
The cost of an outgoing local call (at least, as of today) is:
Rs 0.40 for landline-landline
Rs 0.80 for landline-WLL
Rs 1.20 for landline-cell
Rs 1.75 for cell-cell
Rs 1.99 for cell-landline
via ET
i2 delisted. Now, somebody is going to buy them cheap.
Google News – India launched. via Kiruba